That's me in the front and no, I've never grown into those ears.
Apparently I sneezed when I was just born and out they flapped.
Make-up by Dulux
Well I can honestly say that I can't believe I'm 50 as I just don't feel it (that doesn't mean to say I don't look it mind!) In my head I don't feel older than 30. Age, as they say is just a state of mind.
In reality of course I know that just around the corner lurk the things that 'women of a certain age' will inevitably have to suffer - hot flushes, a hairy chin, grumpiness, varicose veins, control pants, unexpected flatulence and 'easy-fit' polyester trousers*.
I won't go down without a fight though.
*Husband informs me that most of these things have already started.